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I'd have to find new ways to power through deadline crunches this month.

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Oh. As I reflected on the past month, I couldn't deny that my body was feeling a bit more spry and my mind a tad more sharp. That said, I also felt as my creativity, idiosyncrasies, and other charms had been blunted. In the same way that anti-depressants can make one Vegetarian wanted for weekly cunnilingus like a ghost of their true self, so too was this lifestyle sapping the spark from my personality.

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